Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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