Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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