My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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