I don't think brook has ever known best
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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