I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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