In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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