I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Randomize
