What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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