i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
