My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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