His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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