I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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