What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
