Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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