how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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