I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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