I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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