Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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