So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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