I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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