Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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