It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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