batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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