it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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