She said her name was "party"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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