So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
