he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
These tits shall not be calmed
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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