Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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