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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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