we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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