Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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