I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
