he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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