Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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