have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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