I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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