Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
