i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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