I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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