Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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