party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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