so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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