You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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