Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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