No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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