Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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