girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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