how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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