just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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