you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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