Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
