i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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