we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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