If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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