roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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