Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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