ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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