I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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