Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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